Time Jokes

- Age 46I've learned that children and grandparents are natural allies. - Age 47I've learned that motel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone. - Age 50I've learned that you can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. - Age 51I've learned that *** a living is not the same thing as *** a life. - Age 58I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. - Age 92Hi-Tech WatchA man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train that leaves at 6 p.m., but he has forgotten his watch. So he looks for someone to ask the time. He spots a guy carrying two suitcases and sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he asks him for the time and the guy replies:- Sure, which country?Age 7I've learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again. - Age 12I've learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me. - Age 15I've learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there. - Age 29I've learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. - Age 30I've learned that the greater a person's sense of guilt, the greater his or her need to cast blame on others.