Time Jokes

Later, when I was putting on my coat to leave, I asked him what time it was. He looked at his watch blankly, then brightened. "It's time for you to go," he answered triumphantly.Time ManagementThe church wanted to help their congregation cope better with the stresses of modern life, and decided to offer a course in Time Management.Soon after the course was announced, a member telephoned the Pastor.- What time does the course start, Pastor?- Oh... six-ish, seven-ish....Time Gets Better with AgeI've learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either.Here is a another small collection of jokes that have either a direct or indirect connection with watches and time. I'm sure that some of them will make you smile.CAT timeIf twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.Lunch timeAt lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.Universal TimeA customer calls the round-the-clock tech support hotline to ask what hours the call center is open.- The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Says the technician who answers the call.Customer asks:- Is that Eastern or Pacific time?It's TimeEven though he could not tell time, my three-year-old grandson was wearing a watch when I visited.